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Reveal what the object of your desire is with this playful quiz from the Everything’s Gonna Be Alright ...
2022-09-12 15:15:00

Who Do You Love?
Personality Test

“Enigma” by Henri Jules Ferdinand Bellery–Desfontaine, 1898. Photo: The MET Museum (public domain)
Who Do You Love?
Who Do You Love?

Take this personality quiz to discover with whom (or what) you are enamored.

Read in 2 minutes

You get drafted into the army—tomorrow you are to go to the front line. How do you react?

a) You fish a uniform out of the closet and parade in front of the mirror, making menacing or solemn faces. You look great!

b) You call the train station and book a spot on the platform for tomorrow’s farewell to your sweetheart; you hire a band to play romantic music in the background and arrange fans to ruffle your hair; you wait for the sun to set or the rain to fall.

c) You mediate between the feuding states to prevent war.

Earth is attacked by a MegaRobot from another galaxy. What do you do?

b) You tear through the chaos of the city, steal a car, and flee with your beloved into the woods, where you come up with a cunning plan for defeating the MegaRobot. In protecting your love, you save the world.

a) You put on your cape and get ready for a showdown. The MegaRobot doesn’t stand a chance against you—a superhero.

c) You convince the MegaRobot that all is well, and that the universe will wrap both him and humanity in its warmth.

You’ve bought a juicer. What do you do?

c) You put it on the table and gaze at it adoringly.

b) You invite your loved one over for a delicious smoothie.

a) You make a healthy, nutritious smoothie and down it in one gulp.

You’ve been made an offer you can’t refuse. How do you react? 

a) You refuse it—no one is going to tell you what to do!

b) You discuss it with the love of your life and then decide.

c) You accept it and, in gratitude, pay the person who made the offer $100.

You are about to tie the knot with someone you love. What do you do?

a) You say, “Okay, only joking, see you later!” and leave.

c) You sincerely and profoundly say, “I do,” just as you did every other time you got married.

b) You sincerely and profoundly say, “I do.”

Reveal the answer

If most of your answers are:

a) You are in love with yourself. And that’s fine—to love someone else you have to love yourself first. Unless you only love yourself until you die—then it’s a bit of a shame for the missed opportunities.

b) You are in love with another person. You also watch a lot of movies and TV series. If you watch them  with the person you are in love with, then great. Remember, however, that it’s also good to sometimes get away from the screen and go for a walk or have dinner together.

c) You are in love with all aspects of life. Little birds and meteorites are drawn to you. Wonderful! Just be careful that the procession of existence doesn’t wring and squeeze you out like a sunburnt lemon.



Translated from the Polish by Joanna Błachnio

This text was translated from Polish, thanks to which we can reach readers outside of Poland. If you enjoy what we do and would like to keep accessing journalism from Central and Eastern Europe, please support PRZEKRÓJ Foundation and help us develop the English version of our website.

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Everything's Gonna Be Alright

Music and comedy trio, consisting of Maciej Kaczyński, Maciej Sosnowski and Grzegorz Uzdański. They write mini-stories, scripts and sketches and record music (although actually they've only recorded one album, but it was about the universe). They perform live in Warsaw comedy club Resort Komedii and Klub Komiediowy with an ever-changing programme of sketches and songs. They have their own YouTube channel and they still hope it will become really popular. This hasn't happened yet, though.